One in six people are directly descended from Genghis Khan. We were each born on a different continent but we all have the same colour of swamp-fungus eyes and we all invested in Altavista in 1998. Our blood is O-negative, and uncoagulated. Separately, and simultaneously, our first word was ‘Tetris’. When we cook together Stefan concocts the entrées, Kate makes cakes, Paul whips up his famous parmesan chicken, Al presses waffles and Paige buys beer at the dep five minutes beforehand. Thank you! Enjoy!